We've had a good response to the new year!! I don't think people want me to keep their money!!
A few of the old faithfuls made their way down to 9 bar and played four games on bank holiday Monday.
Olly 3 - 0 Rich T.... Comment Olly; 'Routine'
Ross 3 - 1 Sam... Comment Sam; 'Ross was clearly the better player and deserved all three points. He would and should be higher in the league if it hadn't been for a flukey 7 ball by Adam against Tom'
Jordan 3 - 2 Rich T... Comment Jordan; 'Rich T is gay, that's what gave me the edge to win in the final frame'
Yan 3 - 1 Rich L... Comment Yan; 'Simply, I am better than Rich Lander'
Congratulations to Mr Urro and Mr White who are now the SExPL doubles champions!!
After a long and drawn out doubles cup where in all honesty the winners should have been DQ'd for being so rubbish at getting their match organised they eventually beat Mr Lang and Mr Szender 3-2. The final went right down to the wire, two all and into the final frame Urro White took the glory to NO applause!
People who have still not paid their way into the league and make the rest of you paying suckers look dumb are... no surprises for a couple of the names...
JOEY, TOM and SIMON.
Super Exmouth Pool League (SExPL) Exmouth
Entry will cost ten of your finest English pounds. All funds will go towards the prizes for the finals ceremony and the mid season SPL Cup!!
The mid season SPL Cup is a tournament that has massive expectation and anticipation already, the Exmouth Journal has already named it 'the must see sporting spectacle of this generation'. The SPL Cup will be drawn from two hats. In one hat will be the names of the current top half of the league and in the other will be the current league's bottom half inhabitants. There will also the doubles cup, again drawn from two hats, one team member from the top half and one team member from the bottom.
After this season we will entertain thoughts of splitting the league into two divisions, having relegation and promotion in a shorter turn around. Giving people who would be mid league and not much to play for, now in the fight for promotion/relegation.
Remember, you have to play one game a week! If you miss a week then you have only the following week to play else the game goes down as a loss. 3 games that go unplayed... you will be ejected from the league and lose your tenner! You will also be shunned and bullied by all in the league so let this be your notice, you are warned... Jonny!
Committee will be the same as before, Mr Ross Szender, Mr Adam Tapp and Mr Olly White. The committee will rule on any dispute and the committee's decision is final! We are the Gods among you Peasants... If we say you are a nancy girl, then you are a nancy girl!